{duration:02:56} {C:E7 020100} [E]Standing in the dock at Southampton Trying to get to Holland or France The [E7]man in the mac said You gotta go back You know they didn't even give us a chance {C:B7 x21202} Christ you know it aint [A]easy You know how hard it can [E]be The way things are [B7]going they're gonna crucify [E]me {C:E7 020100} [E]Finally made the plane into Paris Honeymooning down by the Seine Peter [E7]Brown called to say You can make it okay You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain {C:B7 x21202} Christ you know it aint e[A]asy You know how hard it can [E]be The way things are [B7]going they're gonna crucify [E]me {C:E7 020100} [E]Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton Talking in our beds for a week The [E7]newspapers said Say what you doing in bed I said Were only trying to get us some peace {C:B7 x21202} Christ you know it aint e[A]asy you know how hard it can [E]be The way things are [B7]going they're gonna crucify [E]me [A]Saving up your money for a rainy day Giving all your clothes to charity last night the wife said Oh boy when you're dead You d[B]ont take nothing with you but your soul Think {C:E7 020100} [E]Made a lightning trip to Vienna Eating chocolate cake in a bag The [E7]newspapers said She's gone to his head They look just like two gurus in drag {C:B7 x21202} Christ you know it aint e[A]asy You know how hard it can [E]be The way things are [B7]going they're gonna crucify [E]me {C:E7 020100} [E]Caught the early plane back to London Fifty acorns tied in a sack The [E7]men from the press say We wish you success It's good to have the both of you back {C:B7 x21202} Christ you know it aint e[A]asy You know how hard it can [E]be The way things are [B7]going they're gonna crucify [E]me The way things are [B7]going they're gonna crucify [E]me [B7][E]